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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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madejsbian

every male celebrity stands like this on the red carpet 

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catnip-cryptidd

This post has crossed my dash multiple times and every time I see it theres a different picture of a generic white male celebrity

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Bear in mind, though, that the Hannibal Lecter pose wasn’t made by filming a serial killer, it was made by telling experienced actor Sir Anthony Hopkins to stand as though someone were looking at him like an animal in a zoo exhibit, and he went, “oh, I know this one.” It’s Red Carpet Pose all the way down.

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So even though “What If…?” is non-canon to the regular MCU, the episodes do give us some interesting insight on the characters in the main universe:

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1) Peggy Carter liked Steve Rogers before the Super-Soldier serum. 

(EDIT: Since people keep misinterpreting my point here, we get canon confirmation about this point in What If whereas it’s only heavily implied in the MCU) 

2) T’Challa wants to change the world for the better. When he was raised as a king, he approached world issues through more diplomatic means. When he was raised as a ravager, he took on a more direct approach. Regardless, T’Challa is a good dude who wants to help people.

3) Hank Pym has an inner darkness that he struggles with. We saw that in the “Ant-Man” movie when he told Darren Cross that he saw too much of himself in him. Then, we saw his darkness in full display in “What If…?” when he took out the Avengers.

4) Doctor Strange is extremely obsessive, to the point of being borderline reckless. We saw that with his determination to fix his hands, as well as his attempts to reverse Christine Palmer’s death.

5) Vision is just as madly in love with Wanda as she is with him. Wanda trapped a whole town in her made-up world just so she can settle down with Vision, whereas Vision fed people to zombie Wanda because he couldn’t bring himself to put her down. 

6) Erik Killmonger is straight up a cruel human being. “Black Panther” actually portrayed him in a more sympathetic light by showing how horrible his childhood was and having him die peacefully. But in “What If…?”, you see the full extent of his cruelty. 

7) Thor and Loki are dumbasses who just want to have a good time. Thor’s always been a himbo, but as we see in “What If…?”, he would’ve been far worse if he didn’t have people guiding him. And as for Loki, we already knew he was a party animal based on “Thor Ragnarok” and his own show. “What If…?” essentially said that he’d be an even bigger party animal had he been raised properly. 

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gffa

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi.  Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force.  This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.

ginathethundergoddess

Excuse you. True jedi are measured by how many Lego studs they collect.

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gffa

This is the only correction I am willing to accept.

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